Sarcoma Springs

Sarcoma Springs is an animated television series produced for Kingson from 2019-2021. The series follows Mage, a magical clone; Collector, his heterosexual life partner; Web, an extradimensional deviant; and Saint, a happy hitman. The show debuted as a short episodic series featuring mostly self-contained stories, minimal dialogue, dark humor, and fast-paced action sequences in line with Tartakovsky's Clone Wars or Samurai Jack. The second season features an extended runtime with a serialized plot in contrast to its first. Preceded by Squad Æ and Project Jeptha, Sarcoma Springs is the third show in a series that lead to the crossover Syndicate.

The series was critically panned. In reviewing the first season, Ralf Fat of IGN wrote, "Sarcoma Springs is a nothing more than a deplorable, anti-immigrant, anti-Hispanic propaganda piece concocted by the Alt-Right that masquerades as a children's educational show." Curiousgorge66, a television critic for Ligma, wrote, "I can't afford long-distance calls!" Despite the negative reviews, the series premiered with 69 quadrillion viewers.

Setting
The series is mostly set in Sarcoma Springs, a small rural town in Nevada. As a result of a space-time rift, the town is also a host for all manner of weird phenomena and paradoxes. The rift acts as a gateway between Earth and the 69th Dimension, a plane of existence populated by depressed eldritch entities. Its radiation permeates throughout the entire town, attributing to the space-time distortions.

Main characters

 * Mage:
 * Collector:
 * Web:
 * Saint:

Secondary characters

 * ACS Security, Inc.: A private military contractor and also a front for evil bad guy stuff. They are responsible for killing off Collector's people and creating Mage. Their services include protection, security, surveillance, assassination, and ethnic cleansing.
 * Pedophile Priest:
 * Rim Job:
 * Novazoid:
 * Lazlo:
 * Rupert:
 * Ms. Pussy Winkles:

Minor

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Episodes
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