Klamwood

Klamwood is a British animated sitcom created and developed by Lemon Dahl for the Bioscope television network. The series follows the lives of a morally questionable group of 3 friends who embark on odd and surreal adventures in the dysfunctional and corrupt town of Klamwood. The show was created by an in-house animator at Bioscope, who produced a pilot for the network and presented it sometime during spring of 2003 during its experimental phase, the show debuted on January 13th 2004 on Bioscope's Cineplex block and has been the block's most popular and beloved show ever since. the show currently consists of 14 seasons and 280 episodes.

The series has been met with universal acclaim earning 100 trillion Annie awards, 1 quadrillion Prime Time Emmys and even a Risky Frizz award, Curiousgorge66 from Fanonverse Reviews gave it a 7/10, however his review had nothing to do with the show as it was about how an obscure Jamaican cartoon is secretly connected to Jewelpet.

Premise
The series takes place in the city of Klamwood, Florida, a corrupt and dysfunctional city on an island off the coast of Florida which run by paranoid and unstable individuals causing it to have a broken economy, and poor education and healthcare services. The city attracts strange and dangerous people, such as serial killers and terrorists, making it the most crime ridden city on the planet with frequent murders, terrorist attacks and rapes, because of this the city is considered to be an embarrassment by the US government, to the point where it isn't even on most maps and the government does not involve itself with the city.

The series focuses on 3 friends attending Klamwood High School, a poorly built and overcrowded school where anyone can be hired as a staff member, leading to a high number of molestation cases. The main cast consist of, Marcus Kenevil, a narcissistic thrill seeking 16 year old, who often comes up with absurd schemes to become famous, causing him to become the catalyst for many of the conflicts within the series. Angela Schizo, a mentally ill and violent 15 year old, who is the most unhinged member of the group, possibly even all of Klamwood, and is often taken advantage of by others, and William "Bill" Carter, the most intelligent member of the group who believes he is the only sane person in the city and often forces his opinions on others. TBA

Main Characters
Marcus Kenevil (TBA): Marcus is narcissistic and thrill seeking, all Marcus wants is to be the most famous person in Klamwood, which stems from the fact that his parents are extremely neglectful of him, causing him to never feel loved, Marcus often comes up with absurd schemes which get him and others into dangerous situations which are only made worse by his arrogant personality. A running gag is that in episodes where he is the main focus, he usually dies in an over the top manner, this was later explained in the episode "Devil's Chicken" where it is revealed that Marcus is so annoying, both God and Satan refuse to allow him to enter the afterlife, essentially making him immortal.

Angela Schizo (TBA): Angela is extremely mentally ill and violent, despite always acting happy go lucky and being overly enthusiastic about everything she is the most dangerous member of the group, often bursting violent episodes over minor occurrences, because of this she has driven both her parents to suicide. Angela has a very warped understanding of reality, due to this she is often taken advantage of by other people, mostly Marcus in order to further his schemes.

William "Bill" Carter (TBA): Bill is the most intelligent member, and seemingly the only person within Klamwood who realises how horrible of a place it is, Bill is extremely arrogant and often tries to force his views on others, he often attempts to "reform" Marcus and Angela in order to prove his own intelligence. Because of his arrogance, Bill has no real friends as he has driven everyone but Marcus and Angela away, even his parents don't like him, often physically abusing him and locking him in his room, they prefer his mentally disabled brother Miguel, as he is far less annoying.

Secondary
Mayor Gorge: Gorge is the corrupt mayor of Klamwood, Gorge ultimately only cares about himself and money, he will often implement laws the cause the citizens to suffer (such as his tax on trees and windows), but will benefit him, in reality Gorge is a reptilian from Mars who feeds on gold, which is why he is obsessed with money.

Principal Dahl: Dahl is the principal of Klamwood high, Dahl often acts like an army drill seargant, giving students detention for illogical reasons, he is a devout catholic and often forces his beliefs on others, as he believes he is a warrior sent by God, he often takes extreme measures when trying to convert people, often stalking, torturing or even killing them if they don't convert. He is also a pedophile

Ms. Amse: Amse is an ex pornstar and the 10th grade teacher, she is severely depressed due to contracting AIDS, because of this, she does not care about teaching and only cares about making money often ranting about her life instead of teaching the students and coming in drunk to school, she is often sexually harassed by the other students but also tries to sleep with the other staff members without realizing that they're into children

Sheriff Eastwood: Eastwood is the only law enforcement personnel in the entirety of Klamwood, he is extremely trigger happy and will shoot with little to no provocation, he believes himself to be the hero of Klamwood, often taking credit for things he didn't do.

Jack Christian: Jack attends the same class as the main trio, he is an extremist and overly moral Catholic who attacks people who he deems "immoral" and is always attempting to stop things that aren't "family friendly" he does this through extreme methods, such as the time he murdered the cast of an cinematic porno because he didn't want the city's cinemas to be "tainted".

Chad Downey: Chad is the "bully" to the main trio, Chad is severely mentally handicapped, but is also very strong due to his parents injecting a large amount of steroids into him so he wouldn't be a failure to them, Chad torments the group because the other students in the school told him to TBA

Ned Owtist: Ned is the most unpopular student in the school, he is obsessed with things no one cares about and constantly talks about things no one cares about, he believes he is more intelligent than everyone else because of his interests and always acts superior to everyone else.

Clarence Beygull: Beygull is the morbidly obese school janitor who watches anime, Beygull pretends to be a human but in reality is a mutated Bagel that gained sentience he is also fat TBA

Gayem: Gayem is a conspiracy theorist and rapper TBA

Cameron Neegur Norman: Cameron is the only journalist and news reporter in the entirety of Klamwood, he runs the only news channel in the city, KKK News (Klamwood Kollum Komment News) Cameron takes everything seriously and tends to exaggerate every event that happens in Klamwood, often reporting on untrue stories without fact checking them, such as the time he claimed the the mythical creature "Meeksman" was living in the Klamwood forest

Professor Menglestein: Menglestein is the "Healthcare professional" in Klamwood, however he is completely insane and lacks empathy for anyone, often performing experiments on his patients, because of his experiments half of the animal population in Klamwood consist of mutants, he is one of the reasons Klamwood is as terrible as it is as his experiments often leave the victims mentally damaged.

Raphael "Hat" Hattenberg: TBA

Jason Hore: Jason is an edgy kid who pretends to be depressed for attention, constantly whining about the fact that nobody wants to be around him while also smearing blood on random people to show them how hardcore he is TBA

Emmanuel Bonapart: Emmanuel is a former French actor who after being convinced to go to Klamwood and having his face scarred became the main antagonist of the series as he now wishes to kill the inhabitants of Klamwood, Emmanuel is very vain and effeminate, he is a coward who will often hide behind tanks and mechs, any time he is even slightly injured he will abandon the mission and return to France, his plans are almost always absurd, such as the time he planned to destroy Klamwood by attempting to revive the dead Native Americans which make up the city's foundation.

Episodes
List of Klamwood episodes

Trivia
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Reception
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