Kitchen: It's An Invasion

Kitchen: The Realest and Rawest is a 2009 American adult animated science fiction black comedy action film based on the Kingson animated series Kitchen. Directed by Ralf Hat and written by him and Mike Oxlong, the film stars the regular television voice cast of Oxlong, Harry Cox, Phil Accio, and so forth. Guest performances include Zach Galifianakis, Mark Hamill, Simon Pegg, Olivia Munn, and Kid Rock. The film sets on the arrival of an advanced alien race on Earth that supposedly has come to bring total world peace, but turns out having ulterior motives. It follows series protagonists Vic, Pants, and Chuck as they find themselves attempting to revolt against the aliens' genocidal plot to replace and remake humanity in their image. The film parodies various alien invasion fiction, as well as disaster, action, and war films, while also staying true to the series' unconventional subversive humor and exaggerated nature. Kitchen: The Realest and Rawest was released on November 13, 2009 and grossed $60 million worldwide on a $15 million budget and received favorable reviews from both critics and audiences alike. It is also declared to be the first and only R-rated feature film produced by Kingson Films.

Plot
In a foreshadowing opening scene, a man awakens strapped down on a stretcher in what appears to be laboratory of sorts. Several silhouettes approach him and carefully begin examining him. Paralyzed from the neck down ruins all chances of resistance against these strangers as they begin to get physical with him. Confusion turns into sheer panic when one of the beings pulls out a large phallic metal device and instantly pulls down the man's shorts. The scene abruptly pans out of the room and into space, revealing these events to have all been taking place inside an alien spacecraft.

It's a typical weekday morning in New Sodom; In a quickly escalating montage sequence, the many eccentric residents who make up the population awaken and go about their daily routines of committing crimes, showing no regard for life, and being disreputable people in general. Sheltered from the chaos of the outside world, Vic basks in the comfort of his home, prepared for yet another day of survival and strife within his dystopian society. Reminded of the school day, Vic sets out on his bike and strolls all the way to the ghetto where he meets up with his best friends Pants and Chuck. On their way to school, the three effortlessly avoid conflict and countless dangers all awhile discussing aver how trivial and tedious their lives have become.

Voice cast

 * Mike Oxlong as Vic / John
 * Harry Cox as Pants
 * Phil Accio as Chuck
 * Zach Galifianakis as Lord Laggu of The Utopians
 * Mark Hamill as General Azzole
 * Jenny Tayla as Macles
 * Annie Position as Christine
 * Ralf Hat as Tim / several Utopian Soliders / Additional voices
 * Simon Pegg as Conspiracy Jones
 * Billy West as Eric / Additional voices
 * Jamison J. James as James
 * Tress MacNeille as Rachel
 * David Cross as Mr. Henry
 * Bob Odenkirk as Mayor Bigg
 * Keith Ferguson as Utopian Solider
 * Olivia Munn as Utopian Solider
 * Kid Rock as The President of the United States
 * Kevin Michael Richardson as Newscaster / Additional voices
 * H. Jon Benjamin as Ski Mask Guy

Music
The film's soundtrack was released separately from its score on November 10, 2009, under the Kingson Records label.

It features two original songs performed by Brian Causey of Man or Astro-man? and Kid Rock. Noticeably missing are "Intergalactic" performed by hip hop group Beastie Boys, "3's & 7's" performed by Queens of the Sone Age, and "99 Red Balloons" performed by Nena.


 * 1) Angel Witch - "Sweet Danger" - 3:07
 * 2) Kid Rock - "Peace Out, Daba Dooey" - 1:31
 * 3) Oingo Boingo - "Perfect System" - 3:46
 * 4) Metric - "Combat Baby" - 3:29
 * 5) Nothingface - "Make Your Own Bones" - 3:29
 * 6) DMX - "Bring Your Whole Crew" - 3:40
 * 7) Fugazi - "I'm So Tired" - 1:59
 * 8) Brian Causey - "The Realest and Rawest" - 1:17
 * 9) Strapping Young Lad - "Oh My Fucking God" - 3:34
 * 10) Spacehog - "In The Meantime" - 3:04
 * 11) Cypress Hill - "I Ain't Goin' Out Like That" - 4:03
 * 12) - "So What" - 4:33

Score
The film's score was composed by series creator Ralf Hat and the aforementioned surf rock group Man or Astro-man?, who have also composed the majority of the television series' score.