Dessin/age ratings

An incomplete list of age ratings assigned to television episodes and films airing on Dessin, and any censorship made to pre-watershed (before 9pm) broadcasts. All censored content is in bold.

Bob's Burgers
Due to being more mature and crude than many other Dessin series, Bob's Burgers is often rated 12+ and contains more censorship than most other series. Because of this, the series frequently reruns at night, and episodes also premiere new to Dessin after the watershed, so they can air uncut.

Episode 1: "Human Flesh"

 * Unedited rating: 12+ due to sex references, crude humour
 * Edited rating: 12+ due to sex references

Pre-watershed censorship
A fairly large part of the restaurant inspection scene is cut due to crude humour (note: during this scene, the bottom of the chalkboard was digitally blanked out due to some of the writing still being visible):


 * Hugo: (holds up his badge) Health inspector! The burger joint's natural enemy. (Camera zooms in on his badge. Scene cuts to the inside of the restaurant. The bell on the door rings. Louise notices the two men in ties. She hops and walks up to them.)
 * Louise: Hello! Welcome to Bob's Burgers. The burger of the day is the Child Molester. It comes with candy. Get it?
 * Hugo: Yes.
 * Ron: No.
 * Louise: Cause sometimes they use candy to lure their victims?
 * Hugo: Yes, we get it.
 * Ron: Oh! (chuckles)
 * Hugo: Is this your parents place?
 * Louise: Yes. They're down in the basement grinding the meat right now.
 * Hugo: Uh-huh?
 * Louise: That's not a euphemism. They're really grinding the meat.
 * Hugo: Show us the kitchen, please.
 * (Cut to basement)
 * Linda: I'm just saying it's easy to remember; our anniversary. It's September 3rd. 9/3. Nine is divisible by three.

Similar dialogue was removed later in this scene:


 * Hugo: Bob, this is my violation's notebook. I just filled it! It took five minutes in your kitchen.


 * Bob: Uh, that sounds bad.


 * Hugo: It's a record.


 * (The kids all cheer)


 * Bob: Shut up.


 * Hugo: Not to mention child labor law violations. Public decency violations!


 * Bob: Public decency violations? What are you-what are you talking about?


 * Hugo: The Child Molester? I thought this was a family restaurant.


 * Bob: Uh, what's the Child Molester?


 * Louise: It's the burger of the day.


 * Bob: No, it's not.


 * Louise: For a limited-time only. Till you came back upstairs.


 * Bob: Did someone actually order this?


 * Gene: Yeah.


 * Bob: Who?


 * Gene: Him. (points to a guy on the counter with messed-up hair at the front)


 * Bob: Hmm. He looks like a child molester. Louise don't serve him; let Gene bring it.


 * Hugo: Uh, Bob?


 * Gene: Why do I have to get molested?


 * Bob: Because he's not gonna molest you.


 * Gene: Why?


 * Bob: Because you're heavy.


 * Hugo: Bob.
 * Bob: Yeah, hold on.


 * Gene: Heavy kids can get molested.
 * Louise: Yeah, who wouldn't wanna molest this face? (squeezes his chin)
 * Gene: Urrgh!
 * Bob: That's enough.
 * Hugo: Bob?
 * Bob: It's not that. I mean...Gene 'cause you're older.
 * Gene: Tina's the oldest. Make her do it.
 * Bob: Yeah, but, Tina's not good with the customers.
 * Hugo: Bob.
 * Tina: I'm good with the customers.
 * Gene: Mmm...not really.
 * Tina: I'm great with the customers.
 * Gene: Mmm...
 * Louise: She's autistic. She can't help it.
 * Tina: Yeah, I'm autistic. (Gene walks away)
 * Hugo: Bob.
 * Bob: Just a sec. No, you're not autistic, Tina.
 * Gene: How many-how many toothpicks on the ground?
 * Bob: Don't play this game again.
 * Gene: Come on. Look, how many toothpicks?
 * Bob: No, it just involves me cleaning up toothpicks.
 * Tina: A hundred?
 * Hugo: Bob.
 * Gene: No.
 * Bob: (surprised) A hundred?!
 * Gene: It's three.
 * Bob: There's three.
 * Gene: (drops another toothpick) Okay, how many now?
 * Hugo: Bob!
 * Tina: Three.
 * Bob and Gene: No.
 * Louise: Ugh. You're the worst kind of autistic.
 * Gene: She can't even count.
 * Hugo: (getting mad) Bob! You wanna know why we're here? Because I'll tell you it's not for a routine inspection.

Episode 2: "Crawl Space"

 * Unedited rating: 12+ due to sex references, language
 * Edited rating: 12+ due to sex references, language

Pre-watershed censorship
Part of the scene where everyone hears Linda's parents have sex was removed:


 * (Bob films himself while inside the crawl space)
 * Bob: Anyway, here's where I'm gonna sleep tonight. I'll show you. (he turns the camera to reveal a crumpled mattres covered with newspaper)
 * Gloria: (from through the wall) Oh, Al, yes! (groaning)
 * Bob: Oh, my god. Oh, my god, I think Linda's parents are having sex.
 * (Gloria and Al moan/groan. Cut to Louise's room)
 * Louise: I hope they're using protection cause I'm not taking care of that baby.
 * Gene: I'm gonna sample it. (holds his keyboard's microphone up to the wall)
 * (Cut to Tina's room, where Tina is sleeping)

Episode 3: Sacred Cow

 * Rating: 12+ due to sex references, gore, crude humour (no edits made pre-watershed)

Episode 4: Sexy Dance Fighting

 * Unedited rating: 12+ due to sex references, suicide references
 * Edited rating: 12+ due to sex references

Pre-watershed censorship:
A suicide reference was removed from the beginning of the episode:


 * Tina: (laying on the floor) Jordan Sturman moved away, and now I'll never play kickball with him again.
 * Louise: Oh, you should kill yourself.
 * Gene: Yeah!
 * Linda: Gene and Louise, be nice.