Klamwood

Klamwood is a Abkhazian-Somaliland-North Cypriot animated sitcom created and developed by Sneed L. Dahl for Bioscope's late night programming block CultVision. The series follows the lives of a morally questionable group of 3 friends who embark on odd, surreal adventures in the dysfunctiona, corrupt city of Klamwood Florida. The show was created by an in-house animator at Bioscope, who produced a pilot for the network and presented it sometime during spring of 2003 during its experimental phase, the show debuted on January 13th 2004 on Bioscope's Cineplex block and has been the block's most popular and beloved show ever since. the show currently consists of 14 seasons and 280 episodes.

The series has been met with universal acclaim earning 100 trillion Annie awards, 1 quadrillion Prime Time Emmys and even a Risky Frizz award, Curiousgorge66 from Fanonverse Reviews gave it a 7/10, however his review had nothing to do with the show as it was about how an obscure Jamaican cartoon is secretly connected to Jewelpet. 46th US President Joe Biden also cited the show as an inspiration during his fifth inauguration in 2036 stating "The Armenia-American people can quite possible-can uh be umananabababqbqbab the one episode of Klamwood with the Klamwood Clam voiced by Doug Walker yeah that was a good one (5 minute pause) where am I?"

Premise
The series takes place in the city of Klamwood, Florida, a corrupt and dysfunctional city on an island off the coast of Florida, years of mismanagement and corruption have caused it to have a broken economy, and poor education and healthcare services. Klamwood is the most crime ridden city on the planet with frequent murders, terrorist attacks and rapes. Because of this the city is considered to be an embarrassment by the US government, to the point where it isn't even on most maps and the federal government does not involve itself with the city.

The series focuses on 3 friends attending Richard Nixon High School, a poorly built and overcrowded school with low standards for both staff and students. The main cast consists of, Marcus Kenevil, a narcissistic selfish 16 year old, who often comes up with absurd schemes to become famous, causing him to become the catalyst for many of the conflicts within the series. Angela Salazar, a mentally ill and violent 15 year old, who is the most unhinged member of the group, possibly even all of Klamwood, and is often taken advantage of by others, and William "Bill" Carter, the most intelligent member of the group, Bill is one of the only sane and rational people in Klamwood, however most people find him unbearable due to his forceful and condescending personality TBA.

Early on the series was fairly grounded, with episodes often being down to earth and based in reality, however as the series went on it became increasingly more surreal and fantastical, with plots now including things such as aliens, demons and gods TBA

Main Characters
Marcus Kenevil (TBA): Marcus is narcissistic and thrill seeking, all Marcus wants is to be the most famous person in Klamwood, which stems from the fact that his parents are extremely neglectful of him, causing him to never feel loved, Marcus often comes up with absurd schemes which get him and others into dangerous situations which are only made worse by his arrogant personality. A running gag is that in episodes where he is the main focus, he usually dies in an over the top manner, this was later explained in the episode "Devil's Chicken" where it is revealed that Marcus is so annoying, both God and Satan refuse to allow him to enter the afterlife, essentially making him immortal.

Angela Salazar (TBA): Angela Franca Salazar is extremely mentally ill and violent, despite always acting happy go lucky and being overly enthusiastic about everything she is the most dangerous member of the group, often bursting violent episodes over minor occurrences, because of this she has driven both her parents to suicide. Angela has a very warped understanding of reality, due to this she is often taken advantage of by other people, mostly Marcus in order to further his schemes.

William "Bill" Carter (TBA): Bill is the most intelligent member, and seemingly the only person within Klamwood who realises how horrible of a place it is, Bill is extremely arrogant and often tries to force his inconsistent views on others, he attempts to "reform" Marcus and Angela in order to prove his own intelligence. Because of his arrogance, Bill has no real friends as he has driven everyone but Marcus and Angela away, even his parents don't like him, often physically abusing him and locking him in his room.

Secondary
Mayor Zachary Harrison: Zachary Harrison is the well-meaning but horribly ineffective mayor of Klamwood. Harrison is uneducated and clueless about the nature of politics and government making him the main source of the city's numerous problems. He is extremely gullible and paranoid, often being duped into harming his city for the benefit of others (such as the time he donated 80% of the city's budget to the Saudi government) despite this he remains an extremely popular mayor with an approval rating of 99.99%

Principal Savill: Jeffrey Savile is the PTSD-stricken war-veteran principal of Richard Nixon High. Savile is sadistic and unhinged often acting like an army general, he has a habit of torturing and harassing students with little to no reason and often goes on long incomprehensible rants about military history and his time in the US army.

Alexander Kenevil: Alexander Icke Kenevil is Marcus's deranged conspiracy theorist uncle TBA

Ms. Amse: Amse is an ex pornstar and the 10th grade teacher, she is severely depressed due to contracting AIDS, because of this, she does not care about teaching and only cares about making money often ranting about her life instead of teaching the students and coming in drunk to school, she is often sexually harassed by the other students but also tries to sleep with the other staff members without realizing that they're into children

Sheriff Eastwood: Eastwood is the only law enforcement personnel in the entirety of Klamwood, he is extremely trigger happy and will shoot with little to no provocation, he believes himself to be the hero of Klamwood, often taking credit for things he didn't do.

Jack Beterson: Jack attends the same class as the main trio, he is an extremist and overly moral Catholic who attacks people who he deems to be sinful, Jack is also extremely bigoted but will (poorly) try to hide that side of him.

Chad Downey: Chad Downey III is the top athlete of Richard Nixon High and the school's main source of pride. Chad is severely mentally handicapped, but is also very strong due to his parents injecting a large amount of steroids into him so he wouldn't be a failure to them. Chad is often fawned over by other people in the school but is often completely unaware of his surroundings.

Ned Owtist: Ned "Multiversal Overlord" Owtist is the most unpopular student in the school and the token "nerd". He is a delusional schizophrenic who believes he posseses various powers and abilities from all the films he has watched TBA.

Chevey Tuckerson: Chevey Tuckerson is the only journalist and news reporter in the entirety of Klamwood. He runs the only news channel in the city, KKK News (Klamwood Kollum Komment News) Tuckerson is a sensationalist who tends to exaggerate every event that happens in Klamwood, often reporting on untrue stories and gossip as objective truths, because of this the population of Klamwood has a very distorted view of reality.

Professor Menglestein: Professor Lavrentiy T. Menglestein PhD is a Yugoslav biologist and the professional "Mad Scientist" of the city (Mayor Harrison allocated funding for what he calls "evil experiments"). He is extremely amoral, with his modus operandi being kidnapping and forced experiments, often leaving people or animals horribly mutated, he'll often come into conflict with the main trio due to their interests often clashing, despite this Menglestein is very polite and pleasant in person.

Jason Hore: Jason is a goth kid attending Richard Nixon High. Despite dressing in all black and often carrying firearms with him, Jason is a optimistic and cheery person, often being nice to people who treat him poorly, however the entire city is immensely afraid of him as they believe he is one bad day away from commiting a mass shooting.

Episodes
List of Klamwood episodes

Trivia

 * Leonardo DiCaprio has a cameo role in every episode
 * The show has been citied in more than 500,000 divorce precedings
 * A running gag on the show is that Germany is often shown to be partitioned, this stems from a writers meeting where one of the writers became intoxicated on cocaine and threatened to massacre the entire staff of the show if East Germany did not exist in the Klamwood universe.

Reception
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