Meelk n' Creem/Merchandise

The following is an incomplete list of merchandise based on the children's animated televison series, Meelk n' Creem.

Meelk plush
The Meelk plush was released on January 12, 2007 and currently costs £5.99 from the BaconNetwork website.

Creem plush
Along with the Meelk plush, the Creem plush was released on January 12, 2007 and also costs £5.99 from the BaconNetwork website.

King Iyce Creem plush
The King Iyce Creem plush is a bit rarer than the other plushes, as it can only be bought in a three-pack. The pack was released on May 4, 2007 costs £14.99 from BaconNetwork's website.

2016 line
In 2016 a line of four Funko Pop figures were released, containing Meelk, Creem, King Iyce Creem and Queen Kickback. Chase variants of Meelk and Creem were also available, with Meelk going sour from season one's Sour Meelk and Creem holding his sword with a scar from season six's Scars.

2019 line
A second line of six more Pops were released in 2019, containing Meelk with his sword, Creem with his whip and shield, a semi-melted King Iyce Creem from season eight's Hot, a battle-damaged Queen Kickback, Graytid in her full army uniform, and The Demon Guy. This line also saw Pocket Pop keychain of Meelk with his sword and Creem with his whip and shield.

Mystery Minis
In 2019, along with the release of the series' second line of Pops, a line of Mystery Minis were released. The characters and odds are Meelk (1/6), Creem (1/6), King Iyce Creem (1/6), Queen Kickback (1/6), Graytid (1/12), a scarred Creem (1/12), Omlit (1/24), Choklit Lollee (1/24), Sundai (1/36), Meelk with Drone (1/36), The Demon Guy (1/72) and Mega-Monster (1/72).

1-inch minifigure set
Two sets of 1-inch minifigures were released on March 19, 2011. Each set costs £2.49. One set contains Meelk, Creem, and King Iyce Creem, whereas the other contains Queen Kickback and two ninjas.

Meelk
The Meelk minifigure was released on December 5, 2010. He has articulated arms and a removable lid. The figure costs £1.99 from BaconNetwork's site.

Creem
The Creem minifigure was released on December 5, 2010. He has articulated arms and a removable lid, however, unlike Meelk's figure, up to two 1-inch figures can be stored inside. The figure costs £1.99 from BaconNetwork's site.

King Iyce Creem
The King Iyce Creem minifigure was released on December 5, 2010. He has articulated arms and a removable crown. The figure costs £1.99 from BaconNetwork's site.

An exclusive version of King Iyce Creem, where he is holding his crown, is supplied with the King Iyce Creem's Castle playset.

Queen Kickback
The Queen Kickback minifigure was released on December 5, 2010. She has articulated arms and legs, and a removable sword in her hand. The figure costs £1.99 from BaconNetwork's site.

An exclusive version of Queen Kickback, where she is in a fighting pose, is supplied with the Queen Kickback's Lair playset.

Ninja Battle
The Ninja Battle jigsaw was released on September 28, 2004. The jigsaw has 200 pieces and once together, forms a scene of Meelk and Creem fighting ninjas. The jigsaw costs £4.99 from BaconNetwork's site.

Best Friends
The Best Friends jigsaw was released on March 23, 2006. The jigsaw has 80 pieces and once together, forms a scene of Meelk n' Creem high-fiving each other. The jigsaw costs £3.99 from BaconNetwork's site.

The Definitely Complete First Season
The Definitely Complete First Season DVD was released on March 14, 2002. The DVD contains all sixteen episodes of the first season over two discs, and has a runtime of 176 minutes. The DVD costs £4.99 from BaconNetwork's site.

The Surely Complete Second Season
The Surely Complete Second Season DVD was released on August 14, 2003. The DVD contains all sixteen episodes of the second season over two discs, and has a runtime of 209 minutes. The DVD costs £4.99 from BaconNetwork's site.

The Certainly Complete Third Season
The Certainly Complete Third Season DVD was released on July 2, 2004. The DVD contains all twenty-one episodes of the third season over two discs, and has a runtime of 231 minutes. The DVD costs £5.99 from BaconNetwork's site.

The Unquestionably Complete Fourth Season
The Unquestionably Complete Fourth Season DVD was released on December 20, 2005. The DVD contains all seventeen episodes of the fourth season over two discs, and has a runtime of 187 minutes. The DVD costs £4.99 from BaconNetwork's site.

The Clearly Complete Fifth Season
The Clearly Complete Fifth Season DVD was released on March 1, 2008. The DVD contains all twenty-nine episodes of the fifth season over three discs, and has a runtime of 319 minutes. The DVD costs £6.99 from BaconNetwork's site.

The Undeniably Complete Sixth Season
The Undeniably Complete Sixth Season DVD was released on December 12, 2009. The DVD contains all thirteen episodes of the sixth season over two discs, and has a runtime of 143 minutes. The DVD costs £3.99 from BaconNetwork's site.

The Fully Complete Seventh Season
The Fully Complete Seventh Season DVD was released on December 10, 2010. The DVD contains all twenty-six episodes of the seventh season over three discs, and has a runtime of 286 minutes. The DVD costs £6.99 from BaconNetwork's site.

The Doubtlessly Complete Eighth Season
The Doubtlessly Complete Eighth Season DVD was released on December 2, 2011. The DVD contains all twenty-two episodes of the eighth season over two discs, and has a runtime of 242 minutes. The DVD costs £6.99 from BaconNetwork's site.

The Fully Complete Ninth Season
The Fully Complete Ninth Season DVD was released on August 12, 2013. The DVD contains all fifty-two episodes of the ninth season over four discs, and has a runtime of 572 minutes. The DVD costs £9.99 from BaconNetwork's site.

The Absolutely Complete Tenth Season
The Absolutely Complete Tenth Season DVD was released on September 14, 2015. The DVD contains all twenty-five episodes of the tenth season over three discs, and has a runtime of 275 minutes. The DVD costs £6.99 from BaconNetwork's site.

The Thoroughly Complete Eleventh Season
The Thoroughly Complete Eleventh Season DVD was released on April 2, 2016. The DVD contains all sixteen episodes of the eleventh season over two discs, and has a runtime of 187 minutes. The DVD costs £4.99 from BaconNetwork's site.

The Perfectly Complete Twelfth Season
The Perfectly Complete Twelfth Season DVD was released on September 4, 2017. The DVD contains all twenty-six episodes of the twelfth season over three discs, and has a runtime of 286 minutes. The DVD costs £7.99 from BaconNetwork's site.

The Utterly Complete Thirteenth Season
The Utterly Complete Thirteenth Season DVD was released on January 19, 2019, containing all thirty-four episodes of the thirteenth season over three discs, with a runtime of 385 minutes. The DVD cost £9.99 on BaconNetwork's site upon release.

The Plainly Complete Fourteenth Season
The Plainly Complete Fourteenth Season DVD was released on July 18, 2020, containing all twenty-six episodes of the fourteenth season over three discs, with a runtime of 297 minutes. The DVD cost £9.99 on BaconNetwork's site upon release.

The Undoubtedly Complete Fifteenth Season
The Undoubtedly Complete Fifteenth Season DVD was released on July 14, 2021, containing all twenty-eight episodes of the fifteenth season over three discs, with a runtime of 330 minutes. The DVD cost £9.99 on BaconNetwork's site upon release.

The Wholly Complete Sixteenth Season
The Wholly Complete Sixteenth Season DVD was released on December 12, 2022, containing all thirty-three episodes of the sixteenth season over three discs, with a runtime of 396 minutes. The DVD cost £9.99 on BaconNetwork's site upon release.

Meelk n' Creem: The 100% Complete Series
The Meelk n' Creem: The 100% Complete Series DVD was released on July 3, 2023, containing all four hundred episodes of the series' sixteen seasons along with the two movies across thirty discs, with a runtime of 4697 minutes. The DVD cost £79.99 on BaconNetwork's site upon release.

The Classics
The Classics box set was released on August 17, 2004. The DVD contains all fifty-three episodes of the series' first three seasons over seven discs, and has a runtime of 616 minutes. The DVD costs £14.99 from BaconNetwork's site.

Meelk n' Creem: 10 Years On
The Meelk n' Creem: 10 Years On box set was released on July 3, 2010. The DVD contains every episode released in the series' first 10 years (episodes 1-138, the first seven seasons), along with Da Meelk n' Creem Moovi across eighteen discs. The DVD costs £34.99 from BaconNetwork's site.

DVDairy
The DVDairy DVDs are compilations of (usually) five episodes with a theme throughout them. The first DVDairy DVD, Villainous Villain Villainy, contains only four episodes. One DVDairy DVD is released each year.

Villainous Villain Villainy
The Villainous Villain Villainy DVD compiles four episodes with villains other than the ninjas. It contains the episodes Stuffed Toys for Days, Dairy Baby, Killer Sauce and Alien Ninja Invasion. It is the only DVDairy DVD with four episodes, due to only four episodes in season one (the only season released at the time) containing other villians. The DVD has a runtime of 44 minutes, was released on April 26, 2001 and costs £2.49 from BaconNetwork's site. This was the first Meelk n' Creem DVD to be released.

Ninja Life
The Ninja Life DVD compiles five episodes focusing on the ninjas. It contains the episodes Store-bought Pineapples, Meelk goes Meesing, That Darn Contract!, Sleepy Meelk and Happy Ninja Year. The DVD has a runtime of 54 minutes, was released on August 14, 2002 and costs £2.49 from BaconNetwork's site.

Creepy Compilation
The Creepy Compilation DVD compiles five episodes with a creepy/scary atmosphere. It contains the episodes The Demon Guy, Uh-Oh, Secrets of TDG, Hello-ween and Grabbing the Nation. The DVD has a runtime of 55 minutes, was released on July 13, 2003 and costs £2.49 from BaconNetwork's site.

Sci-Fi Stuff
The Sci-Fi Stuff DVD compiles five episodes with a sci-fi theme. It contains the episodes Bloopercalifragilisticexpialidocious, Meem n' Creelk, My Biggest Fan, Beam Me Up and Infinite. The DVD has a runtime of 55 minutes, was released on November 29, 2004 and costs £2.49 from BaconNetwork's site.

Danger to Dairy
The Danger to Dairy DVD compiles five episodes where Meelk and/or Creem are in danger. It contains the episodes Soi, Of Monsters and Milk Men, Love of your Light, Culture Choc and Meelk vs. Machine. The DVD has a runtime of 66 minutes, was released on August 19, 2005 and costs £2.49 from BaconNetwork's site.

Merry Meelk n' Christmas Creem
The Merry Meelk n' Christmas Creem DVD was released on November 25, 2004. The DVD compiles 4 episodes with a Christmas or winter theme, with a runtime of 55 minutes. The DVD costs £2.49 from BaconNetwork's site.

Meelk's Best Moments
The Meelk's Best Moments DVD was released on July 6, 2015. The DVD compiles 12 episodes focusing on Meelk, with a runtime of 132 minutes. The DVD costs £3.99 from BaconNetwork's site.

Creem's Best Capers
The Creem's Best Capers DVD was released on July 6, 2015. The DVD compiles 12 episodes focusing on Creem, with a runtime of 143 minutes. The DVD costs £3.99 from BaconNetwork's site.

VHS tapes
VHS tapes of the series were released until 2003, when their release stopped due to low sales in favour of DVDs.

The Definitely Complete First Season - Volume 1
The Definitely Complete First Season - Volume 1 VHS was released on March 14, 2002 along with its DVD release of the full season. The tape contains the first 8 episodes of the first season, and has a runtime of 88 minutes.

The Definitely Complete First Season - Volume 2
The Definitely Complete First Season - Volume 2 VHS was released on March 14, 2002 along with its DVD release of the full season. The tape contains the last 8 episodes of the first season, and has a runtime of 88 minutes.

The Definitely Complete First Season - 2 Tape Set
The Definitely Complete First Season  2 Tape Set VHS was released on July 16, 2002. The set contains the full first season, releasing the tapes of volume 1 and 2 in one set. The tapes have a combined runtime of 176 minutes.

The Surely Complete Second Season - 2 Tape Set
The Surely Complete Second Season - 2 Tape Set VHS was released on August 14, 2003, along with its DVD release. The set contains all sixteen episodes of the second season over two tapes, and has a runtime of 209 minutes.

The First Two Seasons - 4 Tape Set
The First Two Seasons - 4 Tape Set VHS was released on December 12, 2003. The set compiles all of the tapes of season 1 and 2 in one box set.

King Iyce Creem's Castle
The King Iyce Creem's Castle playset was released on March 3, 2012. It is a large replica of KIC's castle from the series and can be used with three-inch figures. The set comes with an exclusive three-inch figure, King Iyce Creem holding his crown. The playset costs £14.99 from BaconNetwork's site.

Queen Kickback's Lair
The Queen Kickback's Lair playset was released on March 3, 2012. It is a large replica of QK's lair from the series and can be used with three-inch figures. The set comes with an exclusive three-inch figure, Queen Kickback in a fighting pose. The playset costs £12.99 from BaconNetwork's site.

Da Meelk n' Creem Magazeen
Da Meelk n' Creem Magazeen is an official bifortnightly magazine published by BaconBooks and based on the hit animated television series. New issues have been released every four weeks since the magazine's release on February 12, 2009, and is currently on its ninety-first issue. The magazine currently costs £2.99 and includes thirty-six pages and a free branded gift each issue.

123 issues have been released as of August 1, 2018.

Da Merry Meelk Komiks
Following the popularity of Da Meelk n' Creem Magazine, a spin-off magazine called Da Merry Meelk Komiks was first released on August 17, 2014. Unlike DMNCM, this magazine is mostly comics. The magazine currently costs £3.99 and includes fifty-two pages and two free gifts each issue.

51 issues have been released as of August 1, 2018.